I AM A FROG

I am a frog AND I will: croak at the male man, eat frog food and watch for burglar's becas I am a frog

Christmas with the Mumfords

Twas the night before Christmas. Tim was whittling. He cut himself and yelled, "OW!" Alex yelled, "Be quiet!" Zach said, "What happened?" Tim said, "I cut myself!" In the commotion, Nigel attempted to slide tackle Zach, who immediately punched him. Ten seconds later, Tim said, "Let's mob Santa!" Alex said, "No." Zach said, "Nope." Nigel said, "Sure."
"Okay, me and Nigel get all the loot," said Tim. "There isn't going to BE any," said Zach. "Okay," said Tim. "I guess I won't mob Santa"
1 day later mom and dad awake to excited boys who can't wait for presents and tim got a lot of loot.